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Cardonald is an outlying suburb of the Scottish city of Glasgow. Formerly a village in its own right, it lies to the southwest of the city and is bounded to the south by the White Cart Water. The area was part of Renfrewshire until 1926 when the villages of Cardonald, Crookston, Halfway and their surrounding farmland were annexed to Glasgow.
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Clayton Tune is an American professional football quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Houston Cougars and was selected by the Cardinals in the fifth round of the 2023 NFL draft.
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