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{"type":"standard","title":"Dalalíf","displaytitle":"Dalalíf","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q12356336","titles":{"canonical":"Dalalíf","normalized":"Dalalíf","display":"Dalalíf"},"pageid":63630252,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dalalif-1984-film.jpg","width":265,"height":375},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dalalif-1984-film.jpg","width":265,"height":375},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213905922","tid":"18c9f8f4-e30e-11ee-b110-c56f3afa8cb9","timestamp":"2024-03-15T20:53:38Z","description":"1984 Icelandic film by Þráinn Bertelsson","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalal%C3%ADf","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalal%C3%ADf?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalal%C3%ADf?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dalal%C3%ADf"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalal%C3%ADf","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dalal%C3%ADf","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalal%C3%ADf?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dalal%C3%ADf"}},"extract":"Dalalíf is an Icelandic comedy film released in 1984, directed by Þráinn Bertelsson and stars Eggert Þorleifsson and Karl Ágúst Úlfsson. It is the second film in the Líf trilogy and a sequel to Nýtt líf.","extract_html":"
Dalalíf is an Icelandic comedy film released in 1984, directed by Þráinn Bertelsson and stars Eggert Þorleifsson and Karl Ágúst Úlfsson. It is the second film in the Líf trilogy and a sequel to Nýtt líf.
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An inertial footpod is a device used to track running measurements such as speed, distance travelled, pace, etc., which would generally only be available on treadmills or with a GPS unit.
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