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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}

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