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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?","punchline":"A poutine.","id":216}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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The Collegiate church of the Blessed Virgin Mary, Queen of the World in Stargard, or simply the St. Mary's Church, is a noted architectural monument i