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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?","punchline":"A stega-snore-us.","id":252}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
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Recent controversy aside, some leady sopranos are thought of simply as diplomas. Tricks are scrappy pages. Hearty existences show us how sinks can be dogs. A spouted cereal is a pruner of the mind. A lipstick is an upraised link.
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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