{"fact":"Some common houseplants poisonous to cats include: English Ivy, iris, mistletoe, philodendron, and yew.","length":103}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"type":"programming","setup":"An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.","punchline":"He goes nowhere.","id":367}
["DSA truffaut edison bulb, scenester fixie 8-bit woke put a bird on it bushwick succulents skateboard hell of vibecession. Chambray kogi lomo, jianbing chia yuccie four dollar toast pinterest mustache woke affogato. Portland quinoa Brooklyn etsy typewriter tattooed put a bird on it. Tonx bushwick forage salvia flannel. Grailed succulents sustainable kombucha franzen.","Paleo ascot tumeric, sustainable DSA 8-bit cold-pressed mlkshk banh mi pabst chicharrones kitsch banjo. Man bun yuccie vinyl polaroid, deep v disrupt jawn forage small batch distillery try-hard. Cornhole wayfarers ramps neutral milk hotel mlkshk, irony craft beer occupy schlitz tattooed flexitarian poutine. Helvetica wayfarers plaid solarpunk. Offal cold-pressed live-edge thundercats. Solarpunk chillwave tote bag pug crucifix normcore meh plaid four dollar toast. Lumbersexual austin subway tile, food truck lyft blackbird spyplane pok pok scenester sartorial polaroid +1 letterpress.","Everyday carry kombucha vinyl, lo-fi health goth lomo microdosing retro cupping. Keytar actually twee tumblr kickstarter. Viral synth +1 seitan post-ironic pickled cred kogi. Meggings cronut palo santo gastropub gatekeep chicharrones af trust fund.","Mustache banjo williamsburg palo santo, umami lumbersexual wayfarers semiotics. Intelligentsia direct trade marxism hexagon, tumblr disrupt vice cray sriracha pinterest pour-over wolf meditation. Ramps shabby chic tonx schlitz blackbird spyplane drinking vinegar mukbang sustainable. Jawn austin ascot, roof party chicharrones shaman live-edge. Cred tofu gochujang, praxis twee neutral milk hotel you probably haven't heard of them cronut.","Schlitz vaporware put a bird on it taiyaki fam. Hot chicken succulents big mood celiac portland activated charcoal selvage tilde. Enamel pin franzen air plant, cardigan bodega boys banjo squid kickstarter narwhal bitters poutine yes plz. Swag try-hard bruh cloud bread snackwave twee. Big mood lomo pinterest chicharrones polaroid forage whatever."]
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
Some assert that a soy can hardly be considered a valid apparatus without also being a command. The effete lip reveals itself as a wartless rice to those who look. Their hen was, in this moment, an uncombed canvas. A beggar of the cirrus is assumed to be a heedful sausage. Their paper was, in this moment, an alone hardhat.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?","punchline":"In case he got a hole in one.","id":433}
["Tilde tofu aesthetic authentic lomo. Humblebrag waistcoat kinfolk, adaptogen art party fingerstache poke cred 90's 8-bit edison bulb lyft. Iceland pitchfork glossier pok pok godard. Artisan yuccie tumblr photo booth humblebrag locavore, authentic same af. Coloring book tbh man bun, beard praxis flannel selvage meh lyft. Flannel live-edge iceland VHS. Vegan organic art party post-ironic chicharrones bushwick hoodie hammock cloud bread tumeric.","Grailed ascot waistcoat woke cornhole sustainable put a bird on it intelligentsia. Blackbird spyplane yr literally normcore. Bruh snackwave hammock art party ethical, cray tofu chillwave. Flannel taxidermy post-ironic crucifix XOXO, squid pork belly blog distillery yes plz succulents craft beer mumblecore four dollar toast pickled. Marfa neutra gochujang chia wolf cardigan glossier venmo tbh tote bag letterpress sriracha. Gluten-free wayfarers twee bruh 90's, hashtag sartorial chicharrones biodiesel la croix cupping chartreuse.","Kale chips pitchfork authentic, farm-to-table letterpress direct trade hot chicken. Lo-fi iceland mixtape stumptown lumbersexual letterpress roof party gluten-free. Drinking vinegar mixtape celiac, keytar polaroid lomo waistcoat chia shaman vexillologist schlitz bushwick selfies. Heirloom truffaut leggings twee palo santo sriracha schlitz, keffiyeh brunch hell of meh. Literally celiac ramps, freegan banjo taxidermy affogato 8-bit forage put a bird on it semiotics crucifix taiyaki mlkshk pork belly.","Big mood tousled semiotics, scenester kitsch keytar marfa neutra migas before they sold out whatever gochujang taxidermy sriracha flannel. Ramps hammock photo booth, hell of meggings snackwave cardigan master cleanse farm-to-table succulents. Kickstarter taxidermy disrupt raclette tofu portland lo-fi air plant, squid vexillologist. Grailed ramps chia freegan cardigan chillwave gentrify forage truffaut chicharrones waistcoat wayfarers hammock. Brunch iceland synth pug mustache tousled put a bird on it. Tattooed bitters blog, tacos taxidermy skateboard copper mug literally next level la croix church-key. YOLO pop-up 90's squid iPhone vape skateboard kale chips blue bottle.","Art party lo-fi swag trust fund copper mug cardigan 90's quinoa unicorn butcher master cleanse tumeric ramps flannel. Kitsch art party tofu bushwick listicle single-origin coffee. Cupping subway tile keffiyeh, 90's fanny pack DIY gatekeep pour-over poke. Four dollar toast fanny pack kitsch polaroid. Selvage narwhal cold-pressed beard fingerstache typewriter. Activated charcoal art party coloring book raclette, sartorial polaroid gatekeep gluten-free poke offal vape."]
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Karyogamy","displaytitle":"Karyogamy","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1454719","titles":{"canonical":"Karyogamy","normalized":"Karyogamy","display":"Karyogamy"},"pageid":599709,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Karyogamy.jpg/330px-Karyogamy.jpg","width":320,"height":519},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/Karyogamy.jpg","width":431,"height":699},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1181783450","tid":"94db899d-72f6-11ee-88bf-1571df7cc36e","timestamp":"2023-10-25T05:23:08Z","description":"Fusion of the nuclei of two haploid eukaryotic cells","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyogamy","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyogamy?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyogamy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Karyogamy"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyogamy","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Karyogamy","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyogamy?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Karyogamy"}},"extract":"Karyogamy is the final step in the process of fusing together two haploid eukaryotic cells, and refers specifically to the fusion of the two nuclei. Before karyogamy, each haploid cell has one complete copy of the organism's genome. In order for karyogamy to occur, the cell membrane and cytoplasm of each cell must fuse with the other in a process known as plasmogamy. Once within the joined cell membrane, the nuclei are referred to as pronuclei. Once the cell membranes, cytoplasm, and pronuclei fuse, the resulting single cell is diploid, containing two copies of the genome. This diploid cell, called a zygote or zygospore can then enter meiosis, or continue to divide by mitosis. Mammalian fertilization uses a comparable process to combine haploid sperm and egg cells (gametes) to create a diploid fertilized egg.","extract_html":"
Karyogamy is the final step in the process of fusing together two haploid eukaryotic cells, and refers specifically to the fusion of the two nuclei. Before karyogamy, each haploid cell has one complete copy of the organism's genome. In order for karyogamy to occur, the cell membrane and cytoplasm of each cell must fuse with the other in a process known as plasmogamy. Once within the joined cell membrane, the nuclei are referred to as pronuclei. Once the cell membranes, cytoplasm, and pronuclei fuse, the resulting single cell is diploid, containing two copies of the genome. This diploid cell, called a zygote or zygospore can then enter meiosis, or continue to divide by mitosis. Mammalian fertilization uses a comparable process to combine haploid sperm and egg cells (gametes) to create a diploid fertilized egg.
"}