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Subasinghe Mudiyanselage Tikiri Banda Subasinghe was a Sri Lankan statesman. He was the 7th Speaker of the Parliament of Sri Lanka and Sri Lankan Ambassador to the Soviet Union He also served as Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister of Defence and External Affairs and Minister of Industries and Scientific Affairs.
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Amelia Lucy Wayn MBE was an Australian historical researcher and the primary employee under The Tasmanian Public Records Act 1943 which established the first official archives in Tasmania and was the foundation of the Archives Office of Tasmania. She was awarded Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) in 1941.
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